Eigo Noto*
*Some comedy to brighten your Saturday morning.
Police Squad - Episode 1 - ‘A Substantial Gift’
(If you have never seen this before, it’s the funniest TV show of all time, enjoy!)
Stupid Jokes
I love stupid jokes more than most things in life; here are a few of the stupidest from the British comedy legend, Tommy Cooper:
- Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
- I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,’No, the steaks are too high.’
- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it..’
And finally the best joke in the world;
- A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.’
